| o23. may 18th. video post. |
[May 18th, 2012 at 10:16pm ] |
[ Teddy is sitting on the ground, Lappy the ditto in his lap. The pokégear is propped on a rock. Teddy is looking away, as if overcome with ~emotion. Then suddenly he sighs, and looks into the camera. It's as if he's trying hard not to ~~cry. Then he starts shouting because of course, and Lappy jumps away at the loudness: ]
REMUS LUPIN IS A TEAM ROCKET MEMBER HE LOCKED UP THE FUSCHIA GYM PEOPLE AND IS EVIL AND TRAITOROUS
[ Teddy takes a deep breath. ] I mean the party!version of mine own father. For days I have held onto this, trying to understand, trying to get over the betrayal, but I knew I could no longer delay this announcement. AS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, BEWARE MY FATHER.
[ He picks up the pokégear and holds it close to his face. ] Mum! Go arrest him post-haste! [ Holds it away again. ] And father-- or should I call you Darth Vader?-- I'll be watching you. [ Does a V with the two fingers of his other hand gesturing from his eyes to the screen and mouths "watching you". The gear falls from his hand. ] Oh, come on. [ It shuts off facing the dirt. ]
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| o22. may 15th-- video post. |
[May 15th, 2012 at 6:52pm ] |
[ Teddy has learned to point the camera AT HIMSELF, finally. He's walking, so it shakes. What looks like a emolga is on his shoulder, but it's actually his ditto. ] Good morning! Or afternoon, whatever. This is a general update of "by the way, various parents / guardians / etc family members, we're alive still". And we are, in fact, still alive. [ Teddy waves the camera around, it catches glimpses of Victoire, Viktor, and their general surroundings. ]
See? Alive. I'd tell you about our pokémon and general time out here, but we don't want those we have to BEAT in battles to know our STRATEGIES. [ Victoire's voice off-screen, muffled. Teddy shoots her a glare. ] No, dear, I'm just telling that I'm NOT giving them our strategies. Come on! [ Lappy the ditto chirps on Teddy's shoulder and Teddy nods. ] Yeah, what Lappy said.
[ Smiling brightly. ] Okay, bye! Lappy, say goodbye! [ Lappy chirps again, and then the video ends. ]
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| o21, may 14th-- video post. |
[May 14th, 2012 at 12:30pm ] |
[ like Victoire's post, it's in video and his voice is just written text for anyone in the Compound. it's directed toward his pokémon, who looks like he wants to hug you. also they're still climbing that tower, fun fun. ]
POKEMON WORLD! That's epic! [ he waves it around, blurry shots of the inside of the tower ] We're still in the tower, BUT soon we'll be off-- off really adventuring and camping and singing travel songs and-- [ Victoire says something off-camera and Teddy waves it off ] Whatever, wife, WHATEVER.
[ pointed back at his pokémon ] I couldn't quite decide on a name for him-- well not a him, dittos are genderless, but. There were obvious choices-- Metatto or Metitto, Dittomagus, Dittomorph, so on and so on. Instead I went with something more creative. [ dramatic pause ] Lapis Lazuli! That's a shade of azure-- [ a small noise is heard, and Lapis Lazuli the ditto moves ]-- Yes, Lappy, that's your name, you don't need to ask--
[ dramatic pause followed by DROPPED RECORDER ]
OH MY GOD YOU CAN SPEAK HUMAN
GUYS MY POKEMON IS A GENIUS
[ pause. picks it back up, directs it at himself. ] OH RIGHT. SUSAN, LUKE, ROWENA, MUM, DADS: LOCATIONS, FOR GENERAL REFERENCE and I'll call you all later MY POKEMON CAN TALK YOU GUYS [ video ends ]
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| o20. may 10th. |
[May 9th, 2012 at 11:47pm ] |
[ ~OMEGA WATCHERS BLOCKWATCHING TEAM~; astrea black17-squib, nymphadora black15-games, lily evans14-blood, viktor krum15-games, luna lovegood14-blood, lyra lovegood14-blood, teddy lupin1-can, amie mccormack1-can, claire meadowes-fenwick3-nia, nathan meadowes-fenwick3-nia, victoire weasley1-can. ]I DUB THIS THE FIRST OFFICIAL MEETING OF THE BLOCK WATCHERS, TYPE TEAM OMEGA
You may know my wife and I as Victoire and Teddy but it would be irresponsible to use our TRUE NAMES, so when official blockwatch business is being discussed we will be using CODENAMES. I am AGENT BLUE and Victoire is AGENT V, and we are your WATCH CAPTAINS.
Because I am the King of Codenaming, I HAVE ASSIGNED CODENAMES. If you wish to protest your codename, DO SO HERE. Codenames are as follows:ASTREA BLACK = STAR
NYMPHADORA BLACK = BLACK WIDOW
LILY EVANS = FLOWER POWER
VIKTOR KRUM = COOKIE CRUMBLE
LUNA LOVEGOOD = MOON POWER
LYRA LOVEGOOD = HARE
TEDDY LUPIN = BLUE
AMIE MCCORMACK = AIM
CLAIRE MEADOWES-FENWICK = PASTRY
NATHAN MEADOWES-FENWICK = FENCE
VICTOIRE WEASLEY = V I also declare Agent Black Widow as a LIEUTENANT and Agent Hare as a SECOND LIEUTENANT. (Uh, unless they don't want to be, but WHATEVER.) Black Widow because she's my alternate world mother and Hare because she suggested BADGES.
Which, speaking of: Agent V and I have fashioned base badges for each of us, BUT they clearly need decoration so that we can differentiate between each other! I DECLARE WE MEET ON THE MORROW AFTER CLASS, IN CAFETERIA A TO HOLD OUR FIRST OFFICIAL IN-PERSON MEETING / CRAFTING MEET.
CAPTAIN AGENT BLUE OUT AND OVER.
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| o19. may 3rd. |
[May 3rd, 2012 at 11:24pm ] |
My teeth hurt Unlike CERTAIN TRAITORS The tooth isn't even crying because I'm just flossing constantly I'm afraid to drink soda or chew on this one tooth pretty sure it's a cavity Also may have chipped a tooth on those stupid gumdrops
LET'S SUMMARISE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW:1. My teeth hurt okay where's a dentist all I do is floss anymore you guys
2. Fine yes yesterday I called the gingerbread house lady a witch and accused her of murdering two children can you prove she didn't no I don't think so
3. I haven't eaten even one candy today not one
4. I was a bad student so I have toothaches but most of the class got a prize for not being LOGICAL and realising the witch is a FAIRY TALE MURDERER OKAY SHE ROASTS CHILDREN YOU GUYS
5. I can't talk to Grams anymore because I thought it was a good idea to tell her that the person she beat up was legit evil (but she appears to not have seen that part, 'CAUSE I GOT CONVERSATION BLOCKED)
6. VICTOIRE IS A TRAITOR
7. no really I think I need a dentist
8. GOOD NEWS IS THE FATHER FROM MY WORLD IS HERE THAT'S VERY NICE HI DAD SUSIE LUKE GO SAY HI TO YOUR GRANDFATHER
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| o18. may 2nd. |
[May 2nd, 2012 at 10:36pm ] |
I, THEODORE LUPIN AND WIFE VICTOIRE LUPIN (WEASLEY), ARE PROUD TO PRESENT:
THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS PAMPHLET OF THE COMPOUND!!!
IT'S SPELL LINKABLE AND STUFF
also it took us forever do you know how long that catalog took ALSO IF YOUR INFO IS WRONG I GUESS TELL US or shut up and deal, WE DON'T KNOW
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| o17. may 2nd. |
[May 2nd, 2012 at 3:51pm ] |
Grams is gone Oh, great, as if May 2nd wasn't INSANE ENOUGH Well I sound like an asshole
[ FRIENDS / FAMILY sans victoire ]WE NEED TO HAVE A PARTY
AND CAKE
ALSO I DON'T HAVE A PRESENT FOR HER dammit where's a shop
p.s. we're working on that pamphlet so everyone just HOLD YOUR HORSES
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| o16. may 2nd. |
[May 2nd, 2012 at 12:51am ] |
GRAMS?
GRAMS WHAT IS THIS LETTER THE MOST UNFUNNY OF ALL THE THINGS IT READS LIKE A [...]
please don't be gone
[ FAMILY / FRIENDS ]We need to find grams. I went to the unit her and Dora and gramps were in before but it's [...] They're not there anymore. [...] They must have moved blocks.
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| o15. april 30th. |
[April 30th, 2012 at 12:35am ] |
VICTOIRE YOU TRICKED ME
"hold this", she says. "just for a moment", she says. THEN SHE COUNTED AND NOW I JUST TRIED TO TAKE A BITE OF A CHOCOLATE BAR AND IT WEEPED SILENT TEARS OF SOUL CRUSHEDNESS
NOW I'M FLOSSING
I AM SO HURT, WIFE. SO HURT.
p.s. mum and dad give me permission for candy miss omega says we need it and I need it in written form as proof. clearly.
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| o14. april 25th. |
[April 25th, 2012 at 8:09pm ] |
I'm just going to take this moment to quote the song from the opening of the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie. [...] I know, pirates and not witches but that's beside the point. Ugh so unhelpful Oh, hey guys here's a song that reminds me of people being hung What
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will, we'll roam. [...]
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high. [...]
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we [...] die. May the force be with [...] them. [...] May the force be with us all.
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| o13. april 21st. |
[April 21st, 2012 at 8:10pm ] |
After this.
[ FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY ][...]
Greetings, Mr and Mr Weasley. This is Theodore Lupin, Victoire's husband. Victoire, your ten year old niece, who is currently crying her pretty little face off because apparently her uncles said they'd help her get away from her crazy dad (who wants to hang her mother and drown her) and then pretended to be puritans. Instead of helping their niece who's dad wanted to put her on a ducking stool.
Here's what I know: it was my dad who ended up getting Victoire the fuck away from Mr Weasley when he decided "hey, let's murder my wife and daughter" because why not. While you two voluntarily jumped aboard crazy train to puritan central. As in, accused people of shit and acted like puritan dickwads for no particular reason.
And then when Fleur, your sister-in-law, was arrested which basically slated her to die you APPARENTLY thought "hey, let's fuck all" or whatever I don't really care what you were thinking or what you were trying to do BECAUSE MY WIFE IS CRYING BECAUSE HER UNCLES WERE APPARENTLY UNCONCERNED WITH THE FACT THAT SHE WAS BASICALLY THIS GODDAMN CLOSE TO BEING FUCKING MURDERED BY HER OWN FATHER.
Basically. It's sad when the twelve year old boy is more mature and less of a shit then two grown-ass men.
Signed,
Theodore Lupin
p.s. your store is fucking stupid I hope it comes here so I can burn it down
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| o12. april 20th. |
[April 20th, 2012 at 4:33pm ] |
[ PARTY!REMUS aka DAD aka COCOA BEAN aka SHIT YOU'RE A WEREWOLF!!! + all other remuses too after a moment of freak out ]So this might be, you know, a problem.
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| o11. april 19th. |
[April 19th, 2012 at 8:30pm ] |
YOU IDIOTS MAKE THE FANATIC RELIGIOUS PEOPLE LOOK SANE
THINK ABOUT THAT
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| o10. april 18th. |
[April 18th, 2012 at 11:45am ] |
School here is quite different.
[ SCIENTISTS ]FIX THIS
WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE TO SUSIE YOU MAKE IT STOP
[ VICTOIRE WEASLEY aka PUMPKIN aka HONOUR MILLER ]They've stolen Susan's Susaness. I'm demanding the Scientists fix her. Also, don't you dare go crazy on me, I'M JUST SAYING NOW, WIFE.
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| oo9. april 14th. |
[April 14th, 2012 at 9:25pm ] |
[ LUPIN / WEASLEY / POTTER / TONKS FAMILY + THOSE-NAMES-TO-BE SUCH AS MRS NOT-YET-POTTER DOREA AND NOT-A-TONKS-BUT-BLOODY-WELL-SHOULD-BE ANDROMEDA BLACK also sirius black, all versions ]NO ONE CAN TALK ABOUT THEIR MAGIC FROM THIS POINT HENCE
SIGN YOUR NAME IN BLOOD AND OR CHOCOLATE HERE, IN A BLOOD CANDY PACT
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| oo8. april 13th. |
[April 13th, 2012 at 12:19pm ] |
I feel like I'm like missing something. [...] I think it involves ice cream. So me and Victoire are getting ice cream after school.
Also I thought it was Wednesday but it's Friday but, psh, like I can ever remember what day it is.
I think I'm supposed to be asking someone if they're feeling okay. [...] I think it's Little Bear, he looks a little sad. He probably just needs ice cream, too.
STILL DISAPPOINTED IN THE LACK OF SWORDS AND/OR LIGHTSABERS IN THIS WORLD.
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| oo7. april 9th. |
[April 9th, 2012 at 3:13pm ] |
COME ON, STAR WARS WORLD!
EITHER THAT OR LIKE A [...] WORLD MADE OUT OF HAMBURGERS AND ICE CREAM.
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| 006. april 7th. |
[April 7th, 2012 at 5:47pm ] |
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY
[ TIMBERWOLVES + OTHER CLOSE FAMILY / FRIENDS ]ROLLCALL
CERULEAN TIMBERWOLF
PUMPKIN TOMATO-TIMBERWOLF
CORNSILK TOMATO DELACOUR
MANGO TANGO TOMATO
COCOA BROWN TIMBERWOLF (PRESUMED FINE) IS ALIVE
HOT PINK PEARL
CHARCOAL GREY TAUPE (NOT SO FINE BUT CURRENTLY ALIVE)
RED TAUPE TOMATO
MANTIS TIMBERWOLF I SWEAR BY THE FORCE AND TO HAN SOLO AND TO ROWENA RAVENCLAW IF ANY OF YOU DIE OR ARE GRAVELY INJURED I WILL KICK YOU IN THE SHINS
[ THE SCIENTISTS ]LET THEM IN
IF ANYONE I LOVE DIES IT WILL BE ON YOUR HEADS AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM A MADMAN AND WILL REAP MY REVENGE IN RIDICULOUS WAYS THAT WILL SLOWLY DRIVE YOU INSANE UNTIL YOU DIE SAD AND ALONE AND CONFUSED
THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, MISS KAPPA
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